
Merch Nobody Asked For (But You’ll Secretly Love)
Because sometimes even brand scientists want a sweet hoodie.
Look, we know: nobody wants a t-shirt that says, “Applied Brand Science.” Not even us.
So like the Avis of old, We Try Harder.
Nerdy inside jokes. Nerdy outside jokes. Maybe a reference to M.C. Escher. Or MC Hammer. Who knows? It’s study hall meets subreddits, but in your laundry pile.