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Is "premium" a demographic or a mood?

New data from Antenna suggests that ad-free streaming subscribers look almost exactly like ad-supported ones (same age, same ethnicity, same income), which is a good reminder to check your assumptions about who your customers really are.

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Is Churn Actually Normal in B2B?

You probably think B2B buyers stick around forever, but industry data says churn runs anywhere from 11% to 56%, so here's how to tell whether your number is a real problem or just the normal cost of doing business.

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Cover Brand: Corners & Edges

Ethan Decker sits down with Brad Klein of BP Texas to talk about why he runs five cleaning brands instead of one, and how "the great and powerful Oz" became his actual sales strategy.

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How Much Does Quality Weigh?

Should a $250 Scotch feel heavier than a $19 vodka? You'd think so. Turns out price barely predicts bottle weight. And that's a quality cue most brands are leaving on the table.

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Cover Brand: Rain Doesn’t Fall Up

Ethan Decker talks with Laura Coblentz, founder of Caraline Skincare, about the particular kind of hard it is to market your own brand — and why healthy skin, not anti-aging fear, might be the bigger opportunity in a $50 billion category.

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