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What’s the best value in influencers?
Turns out the best influencer bang for your buck isn’t the megastar or the micro — it’s that Goldilocks zone around a million followers, where engagement peaks before fame dilutes the magic.
Cover Brand: Vibe Marketing
Ethan Decker sits down with vocalist, songwriter, and teacher Amy Biondo to riff on cover songs, crafting unforgettable musical experiences, and how “vibe marketing” can make your band the obvious choice for life’s biggest occasions.
Cover Brand: Revealing the Real
This week on Cover Brand, Ethan sits down with Michele Blazier and Arissa Kirkland of Bishop Fox to unpack why authenticity beats polish in B2B branding—and how behind-the-scenes moments build trust, connection, and real business growth.
Why do unpopular candies keep getting handed out?
Funny thing — nobody really likes those leftover candies, but we all think everyone else does, so we keep buying them anyway, a sweet little case study in the Abilene Paradox.
What brand element makes the strongest first impression?
Turns out your logo alone isn’t the showstopper you think it is — in those critical first two seconds, your sound does more for your brand than your symbol ever will, because our brains remember what they hear faster than what they see.
Cover Brand: Traps & Treasures
This week on Cover Brand, Ethan talks with data strategist Crys Kelly about why followers and impressions don’t equal growth—and how to spot the numbers that actually move your brand forward.
Why does the bottle make the booze taste better?
Most people think the bottle makes the booze taste better—and they’re right, but only because your brain’s the world’s most gullible sommelier.
On Brand Ep. 4: Sip, Sip, Strategy — When “Viral” Meets “Operational”
This week on Cover Brand Covers On Brand, Laura and Ethan dig into what happens when Crumbl Cookies turns dessert into a full-blown brand experience—and why the best ideas aren’t always the flashiest, just the ones that actually stick.
Cover Brand: Benefits Not Buzzwords
Ethan Decker sits down with Joel Grabois of Blue Onion Media to talk pancakes, positioning, and how to make AI-powered marketing actually make sense.
Do people actually know ANYthing about the stuff they buy?
Most people know less about olive oil than a loaf of bread knows about gluten—and that’s kind of how marketing works.
Cover Brand: Still Space, Camp
Turns out the market isn’t full — your mindset is; Ethan and Julianna unpack what “saturation” really means and why there’s always more room at the top.
If McDonald’s sucks so bad, why is it so massive?
McDonald’s proves you don’t have to be loved to be massive—just easy to find and hard to screw up.
Cover Brand: Brand Character
Ethan Decker sits down with Michele Blazier of Bishop Fox to talk rebrands, mascots, and how to make your brand more human—and unforgettable.
On Brand Ep. 1: Dunkin’, Jimmy Fallon & the Absurdity Olympics of Branding
Surprise! Cover Brand kicks off a side-series where Laura Dodds and Ethan break down Jimmy Fallon’s new brand reality show—Dunkin’ pitches, cringe moments, and why smart still beats loud.
Does the new GLP-1 market follow brand laws?
Like, when a new category pops the world, does it follow brand laws, or is it wonky?
