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Cover Brand: Liberating Ideas

Cat How, founder and Executive Creative Director of How Studio, joins Ethan on Cover Brand to talk about three recent brand launches and chat about some of the science behind the decisions.

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What's Your Brand Story Even For?

We obsess over crafting the perfect brand story — but 99.9% of buyers are mental misers who couldn't tell you their favorite product's backstory.

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Are Haters Really Your Biggest Brand Problem?

A survey of over 27,000 shoppers proves that obsessing over your vocal brand haters is a massive waste of energy. So if haters aren’t your biggest problem, who actually is?

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Cover Brand: Cover Brand Covers Cover Brand

Producer, consigliary, and the person who published Cover Brand before Ethan knew it was live, Aicila turns the mic around and asks the questions she's been sitting on for 68 episodes. Turns out the laws keep showing up whether you believe in them or not.

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When does an iconic ad campaign wear out?

The rise of cheap lab-grown diamonds forced De Beers to test a new ad campaign, but the 75-year reign of 'A Diamond Is Forever' proves you should pause before pulling your campaigns.

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Which of the 4 P's matters most for new brands?

McKinsey analyzed major purchases and found out that your primary marketing job may not be proving you’re the best. Maybe it’s just getting remembered before shoppers stop thinking entirely.

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Cover Brand: The Brand Category Paradox

Sayre Blake, joins Ethan to work through the brand category paradox — how do you look trustworthy enough for the suits buying the software while staying genuinely weird enough for the workforce actually using it?

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