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Aicila Aicila

Cover Brand: Cover Brand Covers Cover Brand

Producer, consigliary, and the person who published Cover Brand before Ethan knew it was live, Aicila turns the mic around and asks the questions she's been sitting on for 68 episodes. Turns out the laws keep showing up whether you believe in them or not.

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When does an iconic ad campaign wear out?

The rise of cheap lab-grown diamonds forced De Beers to test a new ad campaign, but the 75-year reign of 'A Diamond Is Forever' proves you should pause before pulling your campaigns.

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Which of the 4 P's matters most for new brands?

McKinsey analyzed major purchases and found out that your primary marketing job may not be proving you’re the best. Maybe it’s just getting remembered before shoppers stop thinking entirely.

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Cover Brand: The Brand Category Paradox

Sayre Blake, joins Ethan to work through the brand category paradox — how do you look trustworthy enough for the suits buying the software while staying genuinely weird enough for the workforce actually using it?

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Is There a Goldilocks Zone for Influencer Value?

An analysis of over 800 Instagram campaigns reveals that influencer engagement actually forms an inverted U-curve, which means the true sweet spot for cost-effective engagement is probably different than you think.

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Cover Brand: The Say-Do Gap

 John Pabon, sustainability strategist and three-time author, joins Ethan to dig into the say-do gap, the greenwashing trap, and why the brands that lead with what's wrong with them are the ones worth trusting.

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Cover Brand: The Two-Body Problem

What happens when the expert is in the way of the institution she's building? Carmell Clark, executive coach and founder of the Center for Transformational Influence, joins Ethan to work through one of the trickiest brand problems out there — live, in real time, and with a Monty Python reference or two.

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Cover Brand: Belonging is Not a Funnel

Chelsea Burns, The Marketing Psychologist, joins Ethan for another round of Shop Talk to explore why ethical branding, belonging, and the leaky lazy brain are the real forces driving consumer decisions — and what that means for how you build your brand.

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Is Your Playlist Secretly Running Your Store?

A fascinating experiment in a UK wine shop found that background tunes subconsciously dictated whether shoppers bought French or German wine, proving that you should never take survey data at face value because buyers usually have absolutely no clue what actually drives their decisions.

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