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Cover Brand: The Name That Opens Doors
You've got a new company and a proven one. Connect them or keep them apart? Rachel Lederman joins Ethan and they figure it out on air.
The 6-Month Honeymoon (And What Comes After)
Nielsen analyzed CPG data and found what early distribution growth really means for your new brand.
Cover Brand: Cover Brand Covers Cover Brand
Producer, consigliary, and the person who published Cover Brand before Ethan knew it was live, Aicila turns the mic around and asks the questions she's been sitting on for 68 episodes. Turns out the laws keep showing up whether you believe in them or not.
When does an iconic ad campaign wear out?
The rise of cheap lab-grown diamonds forced De Beers to test a new ad campaign, but the 75-year reign of 'A Diamond Is Forever' proves you should pause before pulling your campaigns.
Cover Brand: The Truth About Brand Evangelists
Mackenzie Sehlke, executive director of the Boulder County Farmers Markets, joins Ethan to work through a problem many brands quietly struggle with: when almost everyone who shows up is a light buyer, what can you do about it?
Which of the 4 P's matters most for new brands?
McKinsey analyzed major purchases and found out that your primary marketing job may not be proving you’re the best. Maybe it’s just getting remembered before shoppers stop thinking entirely.
Cover Brand: The Brand Category Paradox
Sayre Blake, joins Ethan to work through the brand category paradox — how do you look trustworthy enough for the suits buying the software while staying genuinely weird enough for the workforce actually using it?
How small are the consideration sets in your category?
McKinsey analyzed major purchases and found out that your primary marketing job may not be proving you’re the best. Maybe it’s just getting remembered before shoppers stop thinking entirely.
Cover Brand: The Oldsmobile Problem
John Tayer, CEO of the Boulder Chamber, joins Ethan to work through what happens when your brand has been around since the medieval period and everyone keeps calling it your father's Oldsmobile.
Subtlety is a terrible strategy for memory.
A study of 1,200 TV viewers proves that subtlety is a terrible strategy for memory. Stop treating your brand name like a rude interruption to your own ad.
Cover Brand: Pain in the Neck Marketing
Wellness expert and latex pillow inventor Siri Schubert Nicolella joins Ethan to untangle why a genuinely great product still struggles to sell — and why the answer isn't better marketing, it's a better offering.
The 4% truth about grocery loyalty programs.
A massive study of grocery shoppers found that loyalty programs might not magically create heavy buyers. So what happens when you really correct for the self-selection bias?
Cover Brand: Holistic Marketing
Laura Dodds, demand generation leader and perennial Cover Brand provocateur, returns to debate the value of marketing subgenres.
Is There a Goldilocks Zone for Influencer Value?
An analysis of over 800 Instagram campaigns reveals that influencer engagement actually forms an inverted U-curve, which means the true sweet spot for cost-effective engagement is probably different than you think.
Cover Brand: The Say-Do Gap
John Pabon, sustainability strategist and three-time author, joins Ethan to dig into the say-do gap, the greenwashing trap, and why the brands that lead with what's wrong with them are the ones worth trusting.
What’s the Secret to “Going Viral”?
We love to think campaigns 'go viral' by spreading person-to-person like a grade-school cold, but what if that’s far from the truth?
Cover Brand: The Two-Body Problem
What happens when the expert is in the way of the institution she's building? Carmell Clark, executive coach and founder of the Center for Transformational Influence, joins Ethan to work through one of the trickiest brand problems out there — live, in real time, and with a Monty Python reference or two.
Which Brand Asset Actually Gets Remembered?
Logo, mascot, or something else? A massive global study of 5,000 brand assets looked at what the most distinctive brand asset is.
Cover Brand: Belonging is Not a Funnel
Chelsea Burns, The Marketing Psychologist, joins Ethan for another round of Shop Talk to explore why ethical branding, belonging, and the leaky lazy brain are the real forces driving consumer decisions — and what that means for how you build your brand.
Is Your Playlist Secretly Running Your Store?
A fascinating experiment in a UK wine shop found that background tunes subconsciously dictated whether shoppers bought French or German wine, proving that you should never take survey data at face value because buyers usually have absolutely no clue what actually drives their decisions.
