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Just How Many “Positions” Are There?

Before you get lost in positioning Mad Libs and competitor X-Y plots, start with the basics: figure out which of the four market tiers you’re competing in (economy, mass, premium, or luxury) and line up everything else about your brand to match.

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Is the Olympic medal count a banana curve?

The 2024 Paris medal count was a textbook banana curve, with a few countries hauling home most of the hardware and dozens leaving with one or two, and your buyer base almost certainly looks the same.

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Do You Really Know Who Buys Your Brand?

Dude Wipes is a brand built for dudes, but women make up half its users and 70% of its buyers, which is a good reminder that you probably don’t know your buyers as well as you think.

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Is "premium" a demographic or a mood?

New data from Antenna suggests that ad-free streaming subscribers look almost exactly like ad-supported ones (same age, same ethnicity, same income), which is a good reminder to check your assumptions about who your customers really are.

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Is Churn Actually Normal in B2B?

You probably think B2B buyers stick around forever, but industry data says churn runs anywhere from 11% to 56%, so here's how to tell whether your number is a real problem or just the normal cost of doing business.

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Cover Brand: Corners & Edges

Ethan Decker sits down with Brad Klein of BP Texas to talk about why he runs five cleaning brands instead of one, and how "the great and powerful Oz" became his actual sales strategy.

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