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The value of a Cannes Lion

Cannes Lions entries dropped 4% this year — but Creative Effectiveness entries jumped 34%. Looks like more agencies want to prove their work actually works.

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Big data isn’t science

Big data can (usually) predict what flavor of yogurt I’ll buy next week—but not why Greek yogurt took over the world- or what’s next!

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Don’t study the successes

Most “secrets of success” lists forget one thing: they only study winners—so all you’re really learning is survivorship bias.

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Imagine a world without ads

A world without ads sounds nice—until you remember mass marketing is still how most people find out you exist in the first place.

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Being relevant is overrated

Brands don’t get big by whispering to individuals—they grow by shouting to the crowd and making everyone care at once.

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The many ways to greatness

The best marketers know the trick isn’t choosing emotion or purpose—it’s knowing which parts of marketing change, and which never do.

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